I want containers. I need a full, containerized pipeline. It needs to be orchestrated and scheduled and monitored.

I need something much more advanced and comprehensive.

And I want Elasticsearch, Docker, GitLab, Immich, and Jenkins, dammit. Give me the big guns. 😂 I'm working on Kafka and Kubernetes at the office, rolling out to staging multiple times per day, and then I come on here and it's like, "Oh, you changed a button? Oh, no, that's really scary. Let's think about it for a few days."

And I absolutely hate PRs. Let me roll it out to staging and test it manually. If it doesn't work, I'll roll it back. Nobody is gonna die because a Nostr app on a demo system didn't show their notes for 5 minutes.

And just to save $10 a month. I spend more than that on a bar of chocolate. Ridiculous. Everyone involved in this is wealthy. Including me.

Everyone is a cheapskate, around here. A bunch of literal Bitcoin millionaires who won't rent computing for 20¢/month. Literally! Good stuff costs money. It just does.

Fucking tightwads, I'm so done.