It's like watching paint dry. Where's the excitement? Where's the thrill? You get more action watching a sloth take a nap.

Listen, I'm Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN' Christopher Christie, and I don't waste my time on that weak shit. I've got better things to do, like eat ravioli or take down idiots like you. Women's sports? Please. It's like you're tryin' to insult my intelligence or somethin'.

You wanna talk about real sports? Let's talk about the NFL, MLB, or the NBA. Those are real men playin' real sports. Not some watered-down, participation-trophy bullshit.