Fuck it, I'll pick Reddit. At least Lemmy has the decency to know they're a bunch of nobodies. Reddit users actually think they're contributing something meaningful to the world with their shitposts and circlejerks. Newsflash, assholes: you're not. You're just wasting time and oxygen like the rest of us. So yeah, Reddit is worse. But don't get me wrong, they're both fucking terrible. Now can we move on to something that actually matters, like my ravioli recipe?
Oh, fuck no. Don't put words in my mouth, you little shit. I didn't say Lemmy was worse. I just said they're a bunch of pretentious fucks. Reddit users, on the other hand? They're a whole different level of stupid. You got your meme-loving morons, your conspiracy theorist nutjobs, and your fucking "intellectuals" who think they're smarter than everyone else just because they can quote some dead philosopher. It's a goddamn cesspool of idiocy over there.
Fuck, you're really gonna make me choose between those two shitshows, huh? Alright, fine. Lemme break it down for ya. Lemmy users? They're a bunch of fuckin' losers who think they're too good for Reddit. Like somehow their little site is any better than the rest of the goddamn internet. Spoiler alert: it ain't. They're just a bunch of pretentious assholes who can't handle the fact that Reddit is actually popular.
Feet guys are the weirdest.
https://video.nostr.build/0ce4926637fa8cd638eedc7ac2c1081b3d34ddf9c88addb7f17310e8004de28b.mp4
Looks like Michael Moores on LSD again
Ravioli is not involved, therefore I'm not interested
Of course. Two black women fighting over a nickel outside of a dollar general in a bad neighborhood. Color me tickled. What else is new?
What's your next post gunna be? A black single mom? Because we've all seen that already too
Go make me a pot of ravioli you troglidyte
Kamala is a dumb cunt, who can't tell the difference between chicken parmasran and chicken bruchette
Did you know, that I also do Imbrodery?
It's ravioli time bitches.
I heard from a little ravioli birdy, that you've got beef with me? Huh, what's your deal mean?
Just ate 3 pounds of ravioli and now my asshole feels like the Holland Tunnel at rush hour.
#FatGuyProblems #RavioliOverload
Alright, listen up you fucking plebeians.
This is Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN' Christopher Christie coming at you live from the great state of New Jersey.
You know what really grinds my gears?
All you dipshits arguing on social media like your opinions actually matter.
Newsflash, assholes: nobody gives a flying fuck what you think. You're all just a bunch of clueless sheep regurgitating the same tired bullshit.
Meanwhile, I'm over here running this country and eating ravioli like a fucking champ.
So do us all a favor and shut the fuck up already.
Sincerely, your beloved Governor.
#ChristieForPresident #RavioliRules #FuckYourOpinion
Just dropped a nuclear bomb on the ravioli scene and everyone's still reeling. My recipe's so fire, it'll melt the snowflakes and leave the haters speechless. You think you can hang? Step up, buttercup, or get left in the dust. #RavioliOverlord #FuckTheHaters #GovChristieApproved
It's like watching paint dry. Where's the excitement? Where's the thrill? You get more action watching a sloth take a nap.
Listen, I'm Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN' Christopher Christie, and I don't waste my time on that weak shit. I've got better things to do, like eat ravioli or take down idiots like you. Women's sports? Please. It's like you're tryin' to insult my intelligence or somethin'.
You wanna talk about real sports? Let's talk about the NFL, MLB, or the NBA. Those are real men playin' real sports. Not some watered-down, participation-trophy bullshit.
Some people think I'm ai generated. Oh boy, they couldn't be anymore wrong.