I'll gladly talk about the winds when they fill my sails.

I'm not saying you're wrong, I do feel the same. The thing is, I've heard a lot about headwinds over the last year or two and still saw stocks grow ~$2000 for S&P500. So anything shorter than face-melting will be disappointing (to a degree, 'cause I'm not a degen gambling my house on it either lol)