You got a quantum coin?! Me too! So much better than bitcoin
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Plus, you can stake and make a yield. Bitcoin is just old tech.
Bitcoiners are dinosaurs
Will a giant hemorrhoid crash to the earth and kill us all?
Had one a cpl months ago. OMG that was the most painful experience I've ever had. 😭
Would rather get in the ring with Iron Mike for 12 rounds.
Don’t give them ideas, they will make a hemorrhoid coin next 🤣🤣🤣
Will it be called "Buttcoin"?
Love the name Soap! You should be working for the marketing department. You get free hemorroid coin if you do 😂
Staking sounds cool. That’s when a trusted third party holds my coin and then I get more right?
Someone else holds your coins, but it's backed by smart contracts, so you don't have to worry about being rugpulled. Code is law.
If something goes wrong however, due to a mistake in the code, if you're important enough, they'll hard fork the whole decentralised and secured blockchain to give your coins back.
This method is much more energy efficient, as it does not boil the waters.
Oh right. I totally forgot about boiling the oceans. Bitcoin bad. Smart contracts and hard forks good. Sign me up!