Here is something that you all need to understand about me. I am the son of a master dick. He admits it whole heartedly as a key personality trait. He is even fucking damn proud of it.
When you are raised by someone like that. That personality trait it becomes a part of you too, because they are 50% you. Whether you want it to be, or not.
Now while I have done my absolute best to try to reduce my dickish tendencies. I can not eliminate them completely. Nowadays I can get to about 90% kind and considerate on my very best day if I am in a good mood, but that remaining 10% has become so concentrated. That I have surpassed the master dick.
On those bad mood days I am now The Legendary Dick.
Sorry if sometimes I turn left and you get smacked in the face with my dickishness, but there is literally nothing I can do about it. This is long term psychological conditioning that I battle with daily. I don't mean to be mean, I don't mean to be cruel, this is a negative side to my personality that quite frankly I would get rid of if I could.
At the very lest it makes for very entertaining memes, wisdom, and shitposts. GN
#legendarymeme
