How much can one charge for wet dog air freshening service?
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I hear if you are white and get rained on they smell identical, but you can’t smell it if you’re white. I cant smell it.
But I’m white tho
We actually GOT PAID to have the "wet dog air freshener". We disguised it as "we will care for your dog for a bit of cash" then had the dog go outside to pee/poop and it came back in wet and extra stinky. Sat on our furniture, tracked mud around, AND farted every 15-30 minutes (food switches and likely compost digging while outside).
Anyways, I don't recommend it for a pregnant woman, unless she somehow has a brain parasite that makes her like the smell of dirty dog... one thankfully, I am lacking.
I am so fascinated. Can you please write a short story of these shenanigans.