How much can one charge for wet dog air freshening service?

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I hear if you are white and get rained on they smell identical, but you can’t smell it if you’re white. I cant smell it.

But I’m white tho

Confusing perspective

My bad, it’s $20 an hour.

I have no idea what you’re all talking about.

I’m just spewing nonsense.

Good luck with the smell

Stuff. My wife went from not being able to smell steak to eating beef and bacon again. Many blessings

We actually GOT PAID to have the "wet dog air freshener". We disguised it as "we will care for your dog for a bit of cash" then had the dog go outside to pee/poop and it came back in wet and extra stinky. Sat on our furniture, tracked mud around, AND farted every 15-30 minutes (food switches and likely compost digging while outside).

Anyways, I don't recommend it for a pregnant woman, unless she somehow has a brain parasite that makes her like the smell of dirty dog... one thankfully, I am lacking.

I am so fascinated. Can you please write a short story of these shenanigans.