Not sure what it's like in the US (?)...but going to buy trainers irl in the UK is such a hilariously awkward ordeal. You have to navigate speaking roadman-ish with the mandem just to try and get your size. Luckily I'm not a neek and am fluent in road lol.

https://youtu.be/nK-okdwv09g

#uknostr problems

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Bruv what is a trainer?

It's like a sneakstr but bri'ish

Where does one find roadmen never ran into one

Man's on road

Thanks bruv propper bait innit

I don't speak whatever language this post is.

WastemanπŸ™„

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ΒΏQue?

Lolol don't worry, unfortunately there is no translation service for roadman-ish lolol

Lmao fr going to Footlocker feels like doing a drug deal πŸ˜‚

This guy knows

Man knows these tings blad

Waahblo my JD sports brethren and galdem, I am here to peruse your establishment's footwear 🧐

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"Cheerio old chap, may I ask for advice on your range of fine footwear?"

This is how Americans think we talk as well lmao I wanna take an American to Peckham πŸ˜‚

Peckham is 80% artschool now tho maybe and do speak like that lol

No lie lmao. Brixton is more real, can still get B there in 5 mins that's how you know πŸ˜…

Maybe I'll bump into you at Smokey Jerky in New Cross without knowing lol

I legit do wonder how many of the Brits on Nostr have passed me on the street one day without knowing. I used to always be out Soho way. The politest ever dealers came up to me on Boris bikes it was pretty fuckin funny.

Down the French house getting pissed up on Breton cider. I see you

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Btw mate just added you to the list of recommended plebs to follow on my intro to Nostr:

https://blog.2nodez.com/posts/welcome-to-nostr/

Lol thanks, is this wise? Maybe only if they like prog and UK slang drivel lolol

I'm just putting people I like on there lol. So anyone who jumps onto Nostr has a range of profiles to check out. It's good that not everyone appeals to everyone. Something for everyone is better if you get me.

For sure, also unfollow is a thing lol:)

I'm actually listening to old school N-Dubz now it's suddenly stuck in my head πŸ˜…

Lolol omg

And don't forget:

https://youtu.be/MXh3sueSxps

This is the weirdesr bandaid song i have heard so far

I'm sorry, no human or fish should be introduced to this song. I apologise πŸ˜”

You are forgiven i am just gonna assume this is your music taste and wont judge 🀣

I deserve this I suppose

I'll allow it bruv