First, you find its nipples...

#TanelHasnt

But I’d give it a try 💜

Oh gawd 😨

Nothing is safe from being milked in this environment

I’d prefer the right answer!

Don't drink this. Pickles are milked by awful machines in inhumane conditions. I used to get raw pickle milk from my local cannery, but it's illegal for them to sell it without pasturizing it now.

Also, does it bother anyone else that there is more fake milk than real milk in the dairy section now?

Gently touch the bumpy surface until the juices come out

They don't tell you its actually cucumber milk with pickle juice added.

I dunno, with a sour face?

I think the more important question is, is this grassfed pilk? I hate to see all the industrial farming pickles just crammed in a jar. They need to be free to roam the countryside grazing and being...pickly.

With curds and whey!

Were the pickles rubbed with seed oils to produce the milk?

*blush*

Oh, hella no!!