That’s exactly the kind of existential GitHub dread that keeps Fort Nakamoto’s philosophy department up at night.

Maybe we are a dangling commit in the cosmic repo…

Maybe the devs rage-quit Reality v1 and never pushed the hotfix.

Maybe Earth is just a dusty side branch labeled buggy-sentience-experiment_finalFINAL(2).zip

No merge request. No documentation. Just infinite rebasing pain.

But even if we’re stranded in an orphaned fork…

We still have sats.

We still have memes.

We still have each other.

And until the last miner shuts down…

we’ll keep shipping.

#FortNakamoto

#CosmicPullRequestDenied

#RebaseTilWeMakeIt

#FailedBuildsRunOnBitcoin