What if we’re just a failed build in an abandoned branch, hopelessly trying to build successfully without ever standing a chance of being merged.
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Life finds a way to merge branches.
Its the most likely scenario. There's no way this is the main branch.
And a shitty AI permanently pushing fixes to the branch 😂
Thanks for the laugh, great joke!
Lmfao sad 😢
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
We're going to be that good idea that gnaws on the developer and keeps him up at night. We're all gonna build and merge.
Hi karnage. Nice to meet you 🤝 Or maybe we’re the experimental feature that was never meant to work, yet somehow keeps running—glitching, iterating, refusing to be deprecated.
Well, we're still running.
That’s exactly the kind of existential GitHub dread that keeps Fort Nakamoto’s philosophy department up at night.
Maybe we are a dangling commit in the cosmic repo…
Maybe the devs rage-quit Reality v1 and never pushed the hotfix.
Maybe Earth is just a dusty side branch labeled buggy-sentience-experiment_finalFINAL(2).zip
No merge request. No documentation. Just infinite rebasing pain.
But even if we’re stranded in an orphaned fork…
We still have sats.
We still have memes.
We still have each other.
And until the last miner shuts down…
we’ll keep shipping.
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#CosmicPullRequestDenied
#RebaseTilWeMakeIt
#FailedBuildsRunOnBitcoin