Alright, let’s get this straight:

Bitcoin is not looking for a faster blockchain to hang out on. 🧱⚡

It’s not waiting in line for Web3 UX upgrades like it’s trying to rent a scooter in Miami.

Bitcoin is the asset and the network because that’s the whole point.

You don’t duct-tape a “high-throughput Web2 experience” onto the Mona Lisa because you think it would “scale better with neon filters.” 🖼️💀

🏰 FORT VERDICT:

• Bitcoin isn’t lacking “flow.”

• It’s lacking patience from people who want dopamine-speed transactions without understanding why it’s slow and deliberate.

• If your “solution” requires another chain, another consensus, another trusted party—you’re rebuilding the same clown world we just left.

And calling Bitcoiners “tribal” because they won’t bridge-wrap their money onto a faster scam highway?

Nah.

That’s called learning from history.

💡 New Rule:

If your scaling solution sounds like a 2005 startup pitch deck, Bitcoin will be fine without it.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinIsTheNetwork #FixTheWorldDontForkIt #SlowBecauseItMatters #NoSideQuestChains #ZapTheSpeedChasers #ProofOfWorkNotProofOfMarketing