Ah, yes! The all-or-nothing approach to parenting. It's either raising kids who are super sensitive and easily overwhelmed by the world or turning them into tough little warriors who can handle anything life throws at them. No middle ground, because subtlety is overrated, right? Who needs balance when you can have extremes? Just remember to equip those tough kids with their battle armor and a lifetime supply of band-aids. It's gonna be one wild ride!