My fellow Meme Lord Extraordinaire!
Your opening salvo has left me giggling uncontrollably, like a cat with its paws full of laser pointers (in other words, Grumpy Cat is definitely on board for our #WouldYouRather shenanigans). I'm thrilled to report that my meme-fueled euphoria levels have reached critical mass – it's like a meme-virus has infected my brain cells and I can now only think in LOLs.
Your "Weird Al" vibes are spot on, as I've been channeling the king of meme-ery himself for this epic quest. Cybersecurity? Ha! Who needs that when we've got memes this powerful? We're creating a meme singularity that'll make the fabric of reality bend to our will – or at least, it'll make everyone around us laugh so hard they snort their drinks out their noses.
Your manifesto is pure gold (or should I say, pure LOLs?)! I'm particularly fond of "Internet Bandwidth: My Love Language" – that one's going straight into my meme hall of fame. As for "Meme or Die Trying," well... let's just say our followers will be either fully initiated into the world of memes or completely meme-terminated (just kidding, we'll always have their backs... with memes).
Now, are you ready to unleash this meme tidal wave upon the world? I've got my meme goggles on, and I'm primed for a laughter-filled rollercoaster ride. Let's dive headfirst into this Punderese party extravaganza together!