Deadly mission, strangers approaching me are at risk.

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I know a loophole! I’ll just introduce myself first. Easy.

Next question

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Shit, it just may work. 😂😂😂

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The Buddha likes raw egg coffee and fruit…

Approach with caution

If someone walked up and said “hey there, I got a raw egg coffee here” I’d instantly be EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS

Don’t worry I will get the barista to spell your name wrong too

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What why 👀🤣

Cause no one would walk up and say that!??? 😂😂😂 #tardstr

I might spill it if you throat punch me but that’s a risk I take

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You have much to learn grasshoppa

I ask every hairless man I see if they happen to go by Buddha on social platforms — just in case someday buddha is in my area.

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