Bitcoin Burger Joint Menu

1. Satoshi Special - $12.00

The classic burger with a juicy beef patty, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and our special Bitcoin sauce. Get it while it lasts, just like the limited supply of Bitcoin!

2. Blockchain BBQ Burger - $14.00

Smoky BBQ sauce, crispy bacon, onion rings, cheddar cheese, and lettuce on a toasted bun. Limited edition – once it's gone, it's gone!

3. Crypto Chicken Sandwich - $11.50

Grilled chicken breast, Swiss cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomato, and a tangy aioli sauce. As rare and valuable as a Bitcoin block reward.

4. Miner’s Mushroom Melt - $13.50

A savory blend of sautéed mushrooms, melted Swiss cheese, caramelized onions, and garlic aioli on a beef patty. Limited quantities available, just like Bitcoin.

5. HODL Hot Burger - $13.00

For the brave! Spicy jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a fiery Sriracha mayo. Only a few in stock – don't miss out!

6. Lightning Lamb Burger - $15.00

A succulent lamb patty with feta cheese, cucumber, red onion, and tzatziki sauce. As unique as a Bitcoin halving event.

7. Altcoin Veggie Delight - $11.00

A flavorful veggie patty topped with avocado, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and a zesty chipotle sauce. Limited supply – get yours before they're mined out!

8. Forked Fish Fillet - $12.50

Crispy fish fillet, tartar sauce, lettuce, tomato, and a dash of lemon juice on a soft bun. Just like Bitcoin forks, available for a limited time only.

Sides

1. Hashbrown Hashrate - $4.50

Crispy, golden hashbrowns with a hint of rosemary and garlic. Only a few orders available – get them while you can!

2. Crypto Fries - $3.50

Classic French fries seasoned with sea salt. Just like Bitcoin, limited in supply.

3. Bitcoin Bites - $5.00

Cheese-stuffed jalapeño poppers with a side of ranch dipping sauce. A rare treat, just like Bitcoin.

4. Decentralized Onion Rings - $4.50

Crispy, beer-battered onion rings served with a tangy dipping sauce. Limited batches, so don't wait!

Drinks

1. Satoshi Soda - $2.50

Your choice of cola, lemon-lime, or root beer. Available in limited quantities.

2. Blockchain Brew - $5.00

A selection of craft beers, each with its own unique blockchain twist. Just like Bitcoin, not unlimited.

3. Crypto Coffee - $3.00

Freshly brewed coffee to keep you trading and mining. Limited supply, just like digital gold.

4. HODL H2O - $1.50

Refreshing bottled water. Keep hydrated, limited stock available.