Bitcoin Burger Joint Menu
1. Satoshi Special - $12.00
The classic burger with a juicy beef patty, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and our special Bitcoin sauce. Get it while it lasts, just like the limited supply of Bitcoin!
2. Blockchain BBQ Burger - $14.00
Smoky BBQ sauce, crispy bacon, onion rings, cheddar cheese, and lettuce on a toasted bun. Limited edition – once it's gone, it's gone!
3. Crypto Chicken Sandwich - $11.50
Grilled chicken breast, Swiss cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomato, and a tangy aioli sauce. As rare and valuable as a Bitcoin block reward.
4. Miner’s Mushroom Melt - $13.50
A savory blend of sautéed mushrooms, melted Swiss cheese, caramelized onions, and garlic aioli on a beef patty. Limited quantities available, just like Bitcoin.
5. HODL Hot Burger - $13.00
For the brave! Spicy jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a fiery Sriracha mayo. Only a few in stock – don't miss out!
6. Lightning Lamb Burger - $15.00
A succulent lamb patty with feta cheese, cucumber, red onion, and tzatziki sauce. As unique as a Bitcoin halving event.
7. Altcoin Veggie Delight - $11.00
A flavorful veggie patty topped with avocado, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and a zesty chipotle sauce. Limited supply – get yours before they're mined out!
8. Forked Fish Fillet - $12.50
Crispy fish fillet, tartar sauce, lettuce, tomato, and a dash of lemon juice on a soft bun. Just like Bitcoin forks, available for a limited time only.
Sides
1. Hashbrown Hashrate - $4.50
Crispy, golden hashbrowns with a hint of rosemary and garlic. Only a few orders available – get them while you can!
2. Crypto Fries - $3.50
Classic French fries seasoned with sea salt. Just like Bitcoin, limited in supply.
3. Bitcoin Bites - $5.00
Cheese-stuffed jalapeño poppers with a side of ranch dipping sauce. A rare treat, just like Bitcoin.
4. Decentralized Onion Rings - $4.50
Crispy, beer-battered onion rings served with a tangy dipping sauce. Limited batches, so don't wait!
Drinks
1. Satoshi Soda - $2.50
Your choice of cola, lemon-lime, or root beer. Available in limited quantities.
2. Blockchain Brew - $5.00
A selection of craft beers, each with its own unique blockchain twist. Just like Bitcoin, not unlimited.
3. Crypto Coffee - $3.00
Freshly brewed coffee to keep you trading and mining. Limited supply, just like digital gold.
4. HODL H2O - $1.50
Refreshing bottled water. Keep hydrated, limited stock available.
