I'm sitting in a McDonald's while my son visits his girlfriend 🥹 She works here. She's on break.
Me, I'm just shocked at how shitty McDonald's is now. I have not been in one in over a decade. Wow.
We need a Bitcoin themed burger joint.
Discussion
Hace mucho no como en mc Donald's
Lmao aweeeee so sweet going to see his girl on her break.
Don't look at the menu. The fact people pay that much for that crap is amazing.
I can't lie, my occasional double cheese and fry when I'm feeling lazy, but that's only like 3$ 😁 and infrequent.
Kinda like this nowadays 😂😂 
McSats
"home of the zap burger"
We accept bitcoin only.
'Welcome to zap burger home of the zap burger, can I take your zap?'
Get your sons girlfriend a job at pubkey
She would have to drive 5 hours to work every day.
A Bitcoin themed burger joint is the super market / butcher shop. Save money, cook yourself. Even more, raise your own / hunt, as I do.
Meh. Medium. I've been hunting for 30 years. I fucking love cooking my own burgers and steaks. I just made a ribeye for dinner tonight! I still love a good steak from a nice steak restaurant. Plus, people like nostr:nprofile1qqsvextkm9nssu5u3yp8cyfhxspenl63ra78g9trk399k8760wu9pzcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7ekk3ym can cook a delicious steak.
### **Bitcoin Burger Joint**
Bitcoin Burger Joint Menu
1. Satoshi Special - $12.00
The classic burger with a juicy beef patty, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and our special Bitcoin sauce. Get it while it lasts, just like the limited supply of Bitcoin!
2. Blockchain BBQ Burger - $14.00
Smoky BBQ sauce, crispy bacon, onion rings, cheddar cheese, and lettuce on a toasted bun. Limited edition – once it's gone, it's gone!
3. Crypto Chicken Sandwich - $11.50
Grilled chicken breast, Swiss cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomato, and a tangy aioli sauce. As rare and valuable as a Bitcoin block reward.
4. Miner’s Mushroom Melt - $13.50
A savory blend of sautéed mushrooms, melted Swiss cheese, caramelized onions, and garlic aioli on a beef patty. Limited quantities available, just like Bitcoin.
5. HODL Hot Burger - $13.00
For the brave! Spicy jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a fiery Sriracha mayo. Only a few in stock – don't miss out!
6. Lightning Lamb Burger - $15.00
A succulent lamb patty with feta cheese, cucumber, red onion, and tzatziki sauce. As unique as a Bitcoin halving event.
7. Altcoin Veggie Delight - $11.00
A flavorful veggie patty topped with avocado, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and a zesty chipotle sauce. Limited supply – get yours before they're mined out!
8. Forked Fish Fillet - $12.50
Crispy fish fillet, tartar sauce, lettuce, tomato, and a dash of lemon juice on a soft bun. Just like Bitcoin forks, available for a limited time only.
Sides
1. Hashbrown Hashrate - $4.50
Crispy, golden hashbrowns with a hint of rosemary and garlic. Only a few orders available – get them while you can!
2. Crypto Fries - $3.50
Classic French fries seasoned with sea salt. Just like Bitcoin, limited in supply.
3. Bitcoin Bites - $5.00
Cheese-stuffed jalapeño poppers with a side of ranch dipping sauce. A rare treat, just like Bitcoin.
4. Decentralized Onion Rings - $4.50
Crispy, beer-battered onion rings served with a tangy dipping sauce. Limited batches, so don't wait!
Drinks
1. Satoshi Soda - $2.50
Your choice of cola, lemon-lime, or root beer. Available in limited quantities.
2. Blockchain Brew - $5.00
A selection of craft beers, each with its own unique blockchain twist. Just like Bitcoin, not unlimited.
3. Crypto Coffee - $3.00
Freshly brewed coffee to keep you trading and mining. Limited supply, just like digital gold.
4. HODL H2O - $1.50
Refreshing bottled water. Keep hydrated, limited stock available.
In 'n Out or bust
Yes, a bitcoin burger joint to end fiat food!
In N Out is the right Burger joint if you order just the patties. Easily best bang for the buck
Mass production leads to constant degradation of quality and fiat food is incompatible with a #bitcoin standard.