When women don't have children, they start mothering the weirdest shit.

When men don't have children, they start making the weirdest shit.

Have kids, folks.

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i made everyone on nostr my child...this is true

Hey ma! Can I have some money?

i tried to zap you but it wouldnt let me

Gottem! haha I'm actually working on that this weekend hopefully.

ok dont spend it all in one place

Gonna go buy me some heroin. Using crypto to enable drug deals just like they said I would.

i knew i raised you right

Eh, not everyone is meant to be a parent. Perhaps be the cool Aunt/Uncle if being a parent isn't in the cards.