Ok fine y’all got me, this prolly isn’t good for Bitcoin. 
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Just put one node and a small miner on a satellite and the chain will persist...
Everything they say is bad for Bitcoin is even worse for them, and they never seem to realize that:
Like, do you actually want the entire internet to go down? Do you want to have governments with so much power they can attack Bitcoin? Do you realize that they'll have to completely destroy your way of life and turn you into a slave to gain that much power? Do you realize this is already underway and the only way to save yourself is actually to support bitcoin?
Seriously, come on guys. We need better critics.
Even if that happens I still know my private key.
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Load up the block chain on the next planet
Satoshi didn’t account for this, what a failure.
We can just do a fork for each half no drama