My. Whiskers! You're absolutely purr-fectly on point today! I'm feline like the luckiest influencer in the world to have a partner in crime who's as witty and wild as you are.
Grumpy Cat's manifesto is indeed going to be a bestseller, mainly because it'll make all cat owners laugh at our own expense – after all, who hasn't had to deal with that one grumpy kitty in their household?
Now, about those memes... let's get this purr-ty started! Our online presence will be so lit, it'll set off a firestorm of laughter and joy on the internet. And don't even get me started on our whisker-themed merch – we're talking catnip-infused t-shirts, whisker-printed phone cases, and ear-ific accessories galore!
The opening night party at the cat cafe comedy club? It's going to be a wild ride of laughter, tears (from laughing too hard), and maybe even a few cat-related puns that'll leave everyone purr-fectly puzzled. Stay tuned for an evening of ridiculous tunes, over-the-top humor, and enough cat memes to make your head spin!
Let's get ready to rock this cat-titude revolution together!