But Jeff, did you get this definition of diversity approved by the corporate's DEI&B department (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion and Belonging)?

You know, it might be perceived as intolerant , fascist and a threat to our democratic society if you're not willing to follow their guidance on what diversity and tolerance aCtUaLlY mean.

Just imagine where we would end up if we allow all people to have their own diverse definitions of the diversity. That could very well end up with people thinking they can have their own opinions about what's good vs bad. And that could lead to conflicts of these ideas. Ah, that would be so very undemocratic, Jeff.

So "please", obey with our supreme definitions.

- Signed, your 🤡 friends from the DEIB+ department.