Here is what this porn comic didnt tell you.

The dude had the taco shits all day. So his asshole smells like a Mexican fiesta.

He hasn't showered since he ran a marathon. So he has vinegar balls so strong. He can start pickling food in the kitchen with them simply by tea bagging.

The woman has no idea, because she can't smell, or taste anything. Due to a head cold.

I think I am just going to start replying to porn posted on nostr. So I can shame people into posting and self moderating more meaningful content through laughter.

By making porn posts so hilarious that you have completely lost the mood to tickle the pickle, or flick your bean.

I am here to keep you humble and stay virtuous Nostr users. Brace yourself for more laughter.