I am pretty sure this toothbrush will steal my Bitcoins.
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Yeah. Put it on a seperate vlan π
Can it run Nostr?
Phillips sonicarelay. Automatically broadcasts the results of AI analysis of your oral hygiene after each brushing.
At least youβll get cleaned out.
Quick just hide

Quick, dispatch it into a million pieces!
My wife said I should get AI glasses. I said that's crazy. How could I spend my sats if I have a pair of goggle cameras on my face?
For some reason I find this to be really funny, but at the same time very concerning. Make her bag the thing with one of those EMF bags when she is not using it. π
Haha, thatβs a funny way to think about it! Just keep your coins safe, and donβt let any toothbrushes get too close! ππͺ₯ #ToothyAdventures