Pop stars don’t have warts
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What’s your professional forecast on bitcoin price at end of day tomorrow?
Are vampires wizards? 🧐
I probably disagree with this advice.
I don’t know what that is.
More like this but much less sturdy and much thinner like it wasn’t designed for humans to be on it, just wood beams for hanging stuff on, not standing.

We do need a new LLM named “slopper”. 😄
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to slop me.
What is this, who can race quickest to the bottom?
😂 I want the weather and map app to have 2,167 notifications too to level up the chaos
Sorry, I was testing her chaos meter
Throwing the phone in the toilet is more or less chaos?
Nostr is for millennials
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Who makes these decisions? Gotta be some wizard council sitting around on a zoom somewhere? Right?
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This is what the ai came up with 😭
She looks like sensei

When Filipino people go to sleep, do they say goodnight?
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they not out to kidnap you. 😳
Hah didn’t know there’s a specific jp twitter culture. Privacy by obscurity?
I’ve been muting all the Japanese notes because I don’t understand them.
You’re going to miss out on some fabulous books judging them by the cover.
What is up with all the nose rings?
There are more things to worry about than shoes, such as crucifixions.😔
So you read the footnotes. I read the first sentence and turned the page 😭
I did not know you were so biblical.
It was? They had dirt floors. No? Maybe Jesus had ceramic flooring.
Prey or pray.
It’s quite alright to assume we will end up with the wrong people. We’re not that smart and we can’t really see the future. No pressure.
Ok, but why so quick to label the fella “false prophet” already?
What makes you odd?
#asknostr
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All the men you love and/or don’t love secretly and/or unconsciously want their mothers.
Real men don’t need that reassurance
Women … choose better men
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Need vs want
Different things












