π I call BS.
Discussion
donβt listen to him. Everyone knows Jesus was wearing crocs.
I was talking about his outdoor footwear. Of course he wore crocs at home. Thereβs actually a line in bible describing this.
And the disciples looked upon his feet and were confused, for outdoors he was sandaled, yet indoors he was in sport mode.
-Solemon 1:5
And the disciples asked, βLord, why not wear them always?β And he said nothing, for the answer was obvious.
It was? They had dirt floors. No? Maybe Jesus had ceramic flooring.
Tut tutβοΈ
For the ground was hot and full of thorns, and he was not foolish.
So he did not walk the desert in them, lest the holes betray him; but at home, he was at peace.
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I did not know you were so biblical.
It's all in the footnotes