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don’t listen to him. Everyone knows Jesus was wearing crocs.

I was talking about his outdoor footwear. Of course he wore crocs at home. There’s actually a line in bible describing this.

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And the disciples looked upon his feet and were confused, for outdoors he was sandaled, yet indoors he was in sport mode.

-Solemon 1:5

And the disciples asked, “Lord, why not wear them always?” And he said nothing, for the answer was obvious.

It was? They had dirt floors. No? Maybe Jesus had ceramic flooring.

Tut tut☝️

For the ground was hot and full of thorns, and he was not foolish.

So he did not walk the desert in them, lest the holes betray him; but at home, he was at peace.

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I did not know you were so biblical.

It's all in the footnotes

So you read the footnotes. I read the first sentence and turned the page 😭

Blessed are those who read the footnotes, for they shall know which shoes are for outside

There are more things to worry about than shoes, such as crucifixions.😔

Crocifixions hehe

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