If you go without cable for a week or so, then you turn on the TV and see some of these commercials that are airing....you'd think you lived on Mars or something.
The drug commercials are probably the most confusing. There is an Rx for every conceivable nuisance.
Left pinky itches on Tuesdays....Try blazay blah.
Then the disclaimer, if your left pinky is allergic to this drug, causes depression, gives you heart attacks or strokes, stop taking and visit your doctor immediately.
#RandomBrainThings