Do you party with anything else but red wine and coca cola. Whichever answer is being given might be incorrect as there might not be enough space on a kite which is a geometrical form that is used for paper dragons that children play with during times when theres an extremer amount of air movement in the atmosphere. If you want to give flying a go I suggest using either an airplane or helicopter. If that isnt an option theres always your own arms as flapping them strong enough might let you get off the ground.