For a while I've been building a comical hypothesis on barriers to success, the FLUCS rule. People can be Fat, Lazy, Ugly, Crazy, Stupid. Having any more than two of these traits usually inhibits success, with Lazy and Stupid being the strongest influences, while being good-looking (not Ugly) can negate almost everything except being Fat.

I'm Ugly and Crazy so I'm fucked 😂.