Apple removed the Bitcoin Whitepaper Easter egg in the latest system update. 🙄

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Upper management probably freaked out that some dev made people speculate that Steve Jobs was satoshi 😭

Whoever speculated that is dumb. We all know that Woz is Satoshi.

Fear to be sued by CWS?

It's unwanted code. They're not cool like 1990's Microsoft.

🤣🤣

Lame

I'm going to boycott Apple products over this! I vow to never use an Apple product again. 😂😂😂

Apple will 100000% announce that they’re getting into the bitcoin stuff within the next 3-5 years.

They do it with everything.

Wait for everyone to get the kinks out then make it user friendly enough for the mainstream.

They'll develop a wallet and call it revolutionary and "only Apple could do this".

It’s « the most advanced wallet ever produced by Apple » that’s the pitch used every year for iPhone

Classic apple

When apple wallet becomes a wallet

No they won’t. Its not big enough yet.

Let’s bet on it.

Sure. Name your terms.

100,000 SATS

By May 2028 (yikes), Apple will make a formal announcement that they’re “bitcoin-friendly”

Just an announcement? They’re not launching a wallet or something? Integration into apple pay?

What’s bitcoin-friendly? I think for it to count they have to explicitly say Bitcoin. Not “crypto wallets are allowed in the app store”.

I’m good with that. 100k sats that by May 1 2028, Apple has not announced and official support of bitcoin functionality.

Sound good?

Anyone in the nostrverse willing to witness and meditate an interpretation issue?

Witnessed.

My man.

#[3]​ we on?

Zap shake.

Fuck yes. I hope i lose :-D

it moved into the brain of millions of apple users

nothing they can do about it

…or moved it 😏

Yeah! Hopefully the orange dev sneaks it back in somewhere else 👀

It took a long time to find the first time

Maybe we'll have to create a folder and rename it a few times over and over.

Create new folder.

Rename it.

"and now, the moment you've all been waiting for"

Rename it again.

"we proudly present for your viewing pleasure".

Rename again.

"Bitcoin: a peer to peer electronic cash system!"

LOL. I wish more apps would do this kind of thing. I try to leave Easter eggs in assorted programs I've worked on. There's even some in Nodeyez.

Every dirty thing that can be done will be done... Then we win.

Its still there if you have the right decryption key

Replaced with illegitimate copies of four NFTs

I knew that was gonna happen

Bunch of fucking blabber mouths ruin everything.

For real. Just be cool

and you didn't do anything to stop it?

That’s ok. It’s safely hosted on Timechain Calendar now.

Quelle surprise!

Boooooo on apple 🍎 they are dumb

Wait, lasat update was Ventura 13.3.1 on Apr 7 2023 and it still there. Did they remove it from an upcoming/beta release?