Sell for dirty fiat.

Apologize to Satoshi.

Use fiat to acquire Bitcoin, preferably NKYC on Bisq, Robosats, or HodlHodl

Withdrew to self custody.

Breathe sigh of relief.

Deny existence of stash until end of fiat/cbdc cycle.

Spend and replace carefully to support Bitcoin economy and starve stakeholder capitalism of momentum.

Join a citadel, digital or otherwise, depending on extent of local chaos.

Emerge victorious.