I called Saylor. Told him at 9pm 31 march put in a market buy on coinbase and buy the entire sell side of the book. Watch shorts get wrecked. Do it a gain at 10pm. At 11pm buy 1 million at market every half second for an hour and 1 min.

Pump the price to wherever it goes probably 5 to 10 million.

Then sit back and wait til MSTR earnings call when they report FASB accounting.

Market closes low end 5mil. MSTR reports earnings. $5mil x 500,000 BTC. $2.5 trillion quarterly profit and the world changes over night.