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My own theory that is probably not scientifically true as to why some farts don’t smell and others do to varying degrees.

I read somewhere (and didn’t bother verifying) that little doodoo particles are released into the air during flatulence.

If that’s true, our bholes are like a chamber of poopy sludge. If your chamber is full, you’re gonna release microscopic dingleberries into the air and they smell exactly like what they are.

The seemingly odorless boofs…must have less mini turds flying about. Or perhaps the poopoo chamber was emptied before the butt whisper.

Again, this is probably not true.

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𝕄𝐄Μ𝔼ⓢ 𝔼𝔩ᎥŤ𝐞 1y ago

The fart equaliser....😉

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Noshole 1y ago

Bahahaha I’ve seen these and true story, I wanted to order a pair back in the day when I used to care about farting in public. Now I just crop dust everyone when I’m leaving a location and it’s kind of like my own personal fog machine. You’re always supposed to make a good exit (according to a mother somewhere)

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𝕄𝐄Μ𝔼ⓢ 𝔼𝔩ᎥŤ𝐞 1y ago

This is the way....

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