Clearly Derek missed rule number 1 on the marriage list;
Happy wife = happy life! 😂
I am obsessed with potted plants & garden gnomes!
Since nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 won't let me have garden gnomes, I have to settle for pretty pots 😁
#NamasteGnome #Gnomestr (is this a thing?!? 🤣)
Our daughter did sneak me this little guy tho for Mother's Day 💜
Discussion
the fine text clearly states unless the wife wants a garden gnome.
What about a nostrich gnome?
I might be able to get behind this idea.... I already have a Bitcoin gnome, prominently displayed in my family room 🙄🤣
I have the same gnome. Proudly displayed in the 4x4’ area my wife left me with in her house. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Should be 2x2’ area by next year. 😅
Damn. Jerome taking everyone's wealth.
My leverage is I’ll get a puffier recliner in the living room.
Currently I had to compromise with a mid century modern recliner
It’s not the same…. But it’s mine. 🤣
I have zero recliners 😭 Man card revoked.
