I have so many questions...

I have so many questions...

Gold in butt or keys in brain. Choose.
Picture needs banana for scale to make that decision 😄
Well, I'm sort of a glutton for competition. The strange ways of the world have recently found me carry around my steel-stamped seed phrase in my butt just to find out what sort of reprocussions I may encounter at our fine TSA establishments. I'll report back to the hive once some derp in a name tag plumbs them out of me rectum.
Guess this answers the age old question about what happens if someone goes through TSA with a metal butt plug.
Thats a lot of gold