Just got stung by a stingray, AMA

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describe the sensation

Did you beg anyone to pee on you

Fake news apparently

THAT IS NOT A NO

I’m immune to stingray sting fear, because my sons are on the constant lookout for things to pee on 🀣

β€œYes, but what does that have to do with the stingray?”

Is this your first sting?

Yes

In response did you punch it in the face?

Did you hit back

Fuck man. Sorry to see that.

At least it got your heel! I once saw a dude get barb’d straight through the bottom of the foot πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ

Did you do the stingray shuffle

Bugger, barb not broken?

Don't pull a Steve Irvin on us

Now, all you need is a cat.

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This is way more painful and persistent than anticipated πŸ™ƒ

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Dude ouch. Feel better πŸ™

If you have any of his skin left over I'd like to make a wallet...

Yikes! That’s gnarly. Get well soon!