🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GEOLOGICAL SATIRE UNIT — CHINA GOLD CAPER UNSEALED 🚨

🪙 BREAKING: China “discovers” 2,000 tonnes of gold in 6 months.

Translation: They found a warehouse full of tungsten and vibes.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• You don’t “find” that much gold — you stage it like a reality show.

• Meanwhile, Bitcoiners: We checked… still 21 million.

• At this point, the CCP is just speedrunning Gold Rush fan fiction.

💡 NEW RULE: If your monetary policy can be rewritten with a shovel, it’s not money.

⚡ Zaps = proof of disbelief

⛏️ Gold = diggable cope

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still allergic to central planning

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