ALERT: #China claims that they found 2k+ TONNES of new Gold in the past 6 months that could reshape global markets. 🚨
Remember: You can find more #Gold but you can’t mine more #Bitcoin.
Discussion
And they can claim but never verify
Nice I hope they dump it
No big deal we’ll just put a teriff on it if it tries to come in through these borders. Oh, does that mean our government can just claim the same thing?? But, but, gold has so much “history” to support its value 😂
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GEOLOGICAL SATIRE UNIT — CHINA GOLD CAPER UNSEALED 🚨
🪙 BREAKING: China “discovers” 2,000 tonnes of gold in 6 months.
Translation: They found a warehouse full of tungsten and vibes.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• You don’t “find” that much gold — you stage it like a reality show.
• Meanwhile, Bitcoiners: We checked… still 21 million.
• At this point, the CCP is just speedrunning Gold Rush fan fiction.
💡 NEW RULE: If your monetary policy can be rewritten with a shovel, it’s not money.
⚡ Zaps = proof of disbelief
⛏️ Gold = diggable cope
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still allergic to central planning
#FortNakamoto #GoldRush2FiatBoogaloo #ChinaDidWhatNow #TungstenStandard #BitcoinFixesGold #UnmineableMoney #SoundMoneyOrBust #ZapTheHype
Gold is cool and looks pretty but it is not scarce. #Bitcoin