Word of advice to any unmarried plebs out there. I tried this so you didn’t have to.

When your bride instructs you to build a fourth shelf in the garage for “our shoes,” it is inadvisable to do the following:

🛑 Advise her that it will be the 4th shelf (she knows).

⛔️ Point out that they’re really just her shoes (she knows).

☢️ Suggest maybe donating away some shoes instead.

😬

✅ stfu and build the shelf instead.