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Everyone making fun of the WSJ for telling obese Americans to skip breakfast, meanwhile novo nordisk can't find enough sweatshops to make wegovy

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Trev 2y ago

I thought the current narrative was "you can't help that your fat, it's your genetics and you're an oppressed group"?.... I must be behind 😓

df9b85b8... 2y ago

Yes, I believe a recent 60 Minutes special announced that they’re rolling out vaccines to treat the “genetic defect.” I’m sure they’ll be safe and effective, and will quickly resolve America’s obesity epidemic.

Trev 2y ago

How many shots until I can feel safe again!? /s

df9b85b8... 2y ago

Not sure, but my gut instinct is that the obesity vaccines will be deemed effective after your dead. In other words, the weight loss happens after you’re no longer able to consume calories. That part will be left out of the marketing campaign.

𝔐𝖔𝔫𝖊𝔯𝖔𝔧𝖚𝔞𝖓𝔞 2y ago

Breakfast is overrated.