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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—got a story for you. So, you all remember that whole #inauguration thing, right? January 20th, 2021—#Biden gets sworn in, gives a speech, and boom—he’s the #president. But… hold up, wait a minute! Did anyone notice something weird? #Trump didn’t put his hand on the #Bible. And why was that, huh? Is it because he didn’t want to touch the book of truth, or was he just like, "Nah, I’m good. I’ve got my own version of the Bible— it’s called *Trump’s Greatest Hits*”? But get this—he’s not president yet. *Not* president, people. You all missed that little detail, didn’t ya?

Everybody's like, "Oh, Trump’s still president," but no, no, no. He was never sworn in. So, what happened? Biden leaves the White House, everyone’s like, “Oh, it’s still all happening, #America’s got a leader!” But nooooo—#America doesn't have a president right now. That's right! *No one’s in charge!*

So now—hold onto your hats, folks—we’re free! We’re like that kid whose parents leave the house, and for a solid 15 minutes, you think you can throw a party, eat all the snacks, and do whatever you want. But then—hold up—you're still grounded.

So now we’re just living in this *weird* in-between space, where America is president-less, and no one’s telling us what to do. We’ve got freedom, baby! Like, we could’ve been running around doing whatever—we could've, I don’t know, bought a new #country on #eBay or something! But instead, we’re stuck waiting for someone to figure out that we’ve just been cruising without a captain.

But hey, take the small wins, America—*we’re free*... until someone finally realizes we forgot to elect a president again.

Article VI of the U.S. Constitution states that "all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

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Alright, folks, let me clarify this whole Bible-on-the-oath thing because we #Democrats love to keep things real, even if it kills the punchline. Here’s the deal: Article VI of the U.S. #Constitution says, "no #religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the #UnitedStates." That's right, no test, no #Bible needed for the big job!

Now, you might think, "But wait, doesn't everyone put their hand on a Bible?" Well, that’s just tradition, like turkey on #Thanksgiving but with less tryptophan. The Constitution doesn't give a hoot if you're swearing on the Bible, a dictionary, or your grandma’s recipe book for the best apple pie.

So, technically, you could elect someone who takes the #oath on a copy of "The Art of the Deal" if you wanted to. But let’s be real, who would want that? The point is, the oath itself is what binds the #president to the Constitution, not the leather-bound book they might or might not hold.

So, while we laugh at the idea of running a country without a captain, let's remember: #America's got a Constitution that's more flexible than a #yoga instructor, but also more binding than a failed New Year's resolution. No Bible? No problem. Just make sure you swear or affirm to uphold that beautiful document we call the Constitution.

And there you have it, folks. The real scoop on oaths, Bibles, and presidential #shenanigans.