My plan is to grow/raise food, build up my business & stack sats on the DL while I build enough credit to finance a yacht. Then, when it's time to retire, I will leave the farm & business to my kids jump on the boat and sail away with my sats not giving a fuck about the payments.

Piracy. The plan is just piracy with extra steps. But I think I will make a side quest to send notes and other stuff over relays from time to time.