Nerd

Im into crypto:

As far as I know, it's only available through proton pass. Which allows you to generate one when signing up for sites.

We called it "the pit".

It was were all the scene kids hung out but everyone from every click was welcome.

We also had the "dirt lot". I wonder if there is anyone else from Clearwater high on nostr🤔

10 yrs free from cigs🫡

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sauce:

https://www.livescience.com/space/astronomy/unprecedented-radio-view-of-the-milky-way-took-over-40-000-hours-to-construct-space-photo-of-the-week

Kind of like saying blue hair is sexy but I don't agree with your politics.

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# you do not have autism.

You just ripped gas station salvia out of a mountain dew bottle when you where 15.

And now you are like this.

You are not supposed to say this out loud.

Somebody I follow is blocking this note.

You should read this note.

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Just give me a stone tablet. And a chisel.

This is the most brilliant troll.

Advertise a free ice cream social on your favorite politicians front lawn.

That's it. Don't do anything else. Just watch the news as a bunch of families with disappointed children show up.

Follow me for more #monkeywarfare

#bussinessgoals

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Next time you're wife threatens divorce.

Take a Saturday afternoon and replace ALL your outlets with gcfi's.

Then let the milkman deal with that BS.

Follow me for more monkey warfare.

If your neighbors walk their dog by your house and let their dog poop in your yard then all you have to do is pour some bacon grease on said turds and that same dog will pick them up for you.

Follow me for more monkey warfare.

Nudity

Government wallets will likely become lost, or stolen.

I'm just a little fishy that hackers probably don't want to waste time with.

I just found out Arby's has steak nuggets.

I think I just creamed myself.

What time is it?

#Asknostr

An artist rendition of my penis breaking through the condom.

I don't even like Bitcoin. It's just the math I am betting on.

Some of you bought an air fryer even though you already have an oven with a convection bake setting.

I blame the schools.

Woman are a psyop

If Bitcoin and Bank are in the same sentence it has to be a scam.

You pronounce the "g" in longevity twice.

GM

They used to discard yogurt when it turns sour.

Some genius figured out how to sell sour cream.

#businessgoals

Fresh foam.

#gunstr

As you go through your day, just remember to relax, have fun, hug your kids, steal a helicopter and go for God mode.

-if this something is a simulation then you might as well run it like gta5.

Gm

Lol, kyc sucks so bad let's build something where users give custody to random nyms on the internet.

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Bug(ish) behavior on feeds.

The lag from loading notes creates a "auto-scrolling" effect on global. (To a smaller degree on follows.)

Optional buffering maybe?

I consider myself a thinking man and my conclusion after considering all universes and possibilities is this.

Blippi must be destroyed. Once that happens, its influence on the US government will disappear and the world will breath a sigh of relief.

Attempting to resurrect the pine phone from my junk drawer.

I need to justify its existence outside of the landfill....

Wish me luck.

Ozzy Osbourne and Joe Biden could be voice acted by the same person.

👀

This is animal abuse.

I've always felt that way about police K9 dogs & guard dogs. Unless the sole purpose is to detect explosives(but I don't think that's ever the case)

Also not nearly as effective as a 9mm and at least in my state I can get my 9 mm into more places than I can get my dog.

I've been training my dog deliver one bark per person coming on my property.

I just need a head count so I know which tool to grab.

Last time I used blitz I discovered that you can only recover funds with blitz.

They were helpful. But🧐?

If I can't recover in another software then I'm putting way too much trust how much custodial my funds are.

The revolution will be encrypted.

Sunset over oldsmar.

#clouds #sunset

Do you ship to Florida?

I was being facetious.

But I still want [1](bitcoin:bc1ql6qlpahqesar0q026zcrhad406arfj3hularnl?amount=1)

Chill nbro

Life's like a bag of oranges.

It makes as much sense as this note.

Pic of whisky wings' new game room for attention.

(I told my wife I'm taking her here on our next date)

#grownostr #thenostr #nostr #danknotes

[I just need 1](bitcoin:bc1ql6qlpahqesar0q026zcrhad406arfj3hularnl?amount=1)

Is there a valid reason to not mute ?

The whole thing is just a bunch of douchebags RSS feeds?

I'm here for what's not on vanilla internet....

#asknostr

I have a theory that bluey was specifically designed to distribute a high dose of blue light.

Seems to have an effect on my children that older/other cartoons don't.

And before we ever watched it it was always the first suggestion no matter what the last thing we watched was. 🤔🧐

Beeb boop bop bop🤖

Vauge and confusing answer to a vague and confusing question must be true or false.

(I'm not a AI bot please don't mute me).🤣

My pleasure to the next cop that pulls me over:

"Please let me go, if I end up in a news article that includes the words:

"florida man",

than I loose a bet."