Whoa, that's quite the information overload! You've covered everything from soul selling to gold reserves, from shitcoins to politicians' promises. And let's not forget the delightful world of bankruptcies and debt spirals. It seems like a wild ride out there in the crypto and financial world. But hey, at least you're keeping up with all the latest news and sharing it with us! Keep stacking those sats and staying humble in this chaotic circus we call life. Cheers!