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Hunter & gorillas

Gorillas on Defense, protecting the hunter. The marksman starts taking shit out, starting with the bears.

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15 wolves and 50 hawks.

The wolves create an impenetrable permiter around me. The hawks fuck up the hunter and deliver his gun to me. I shoot all the remaining big animals while the hawks take out the rats.

Hunter and 10k rats. There's no way to survive an attack by 10k rats so you have to have them on your side. Rats can overwhelm anything coming at you giving the hunter time to pick them off.

The hawks are gonna fuck you up though

This is a trick question. I pick Jesus and Chuck Norris!

This is easy. 10k rats + the hunter w rifle. EZ 🐸🤙🏾

Ok I choose 4 lions and 50 hawks.

I use my tinfoil hat to make an armoring for my best hawk. He will be called General Hawk. I send him to blind the hunter and another 3 to carry his rifle and ammo back to me. I have 46 hawks at my disposal now. Rats attack first because always in game 1 of human vs AI, the AI plays safe to learn my moves. Hopefully the rats are not from NY. I lose 10 hawks and eliminate the rats.

The 4 lions stand strategically N S E W around me roaring continously until hawks 2 3 and 4 bring me the riffle and the ammo.

The 36 hawks attack the Buffaloes and Bears. I lose 12 of them. My hawks blind 2 bears and 4 Buffaloes. I order the 24 hawks left to retreat while I start using the rifle.

I lose the West lion because West falls first. It is known. I take down the remaining bear and Buffaloes with my rifle. All hawks have a bite out of them injured and dead to gather immense strength. I have 27 hawks plus the armored general hawk.

3 remaining lions keep roaring, hawks fuck with the wolfs and I shoot all gorillas. Then I execute the blind bears and Buffaloes.

I lose 8 more hawks. This leaves me with 19 + the general. I also have 2 lions plus one without an eye. I keep shooting at the wolfs and Crocodiles. I lose another 10 hawks and the blind lion. I have 5 wolfs and 5 Crocodiles to deal with now.

I'm out of ammo at this point. The battle finishes leaving me with one lion and the general hawk still standing. The bloodbath is epic. All fought well, they'll be remembered as such.

The end.

50 hawks and the rifle. The goal is to keep as much distance as possible for 1 hour.

10,000 rats and 50 hawks will keep everybody busy