America is finally going to get a taste of the BMW M5 Touring that Europeans have enjoyed for many years. You lot are not as fond of wagens as we are. You prefer your SUVs for your grocery getters.

This is for the BMW loyalists at heart who were patient and didn't buy an E63 or an RS6 Avant and can afford a car with over $100K. I'm just glad they put a V8 and not some wussy. It's a plug-in hybrid that weighs a whopping 5,530 lbs. Fat heavy bitch.