Yes, yes, very interesting out here, in the fresh air and sunshine. But, too much of that will make you weak and degrade your ability to run way too many cables through very narrow channels in the walls. And how will you ever remember to plug 14 appliances into one wall socket extension, if you spend all day touching grass?

No, no, this won't do. Back to the server basement, sir. We shall toss stale bread and staler water down the hatch, if you send a ping at the appropriate time.

Now, go read the code, please.

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