History remembers people by nicknames

Alfred the Great

Ivan the Terrible

Willian the Bastard

Ming the Merciless

I’m liking Bastard or Merciless

Mike the Bastard or

Mike the Merciless

Which should I choose?

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Alex the Inglourious Basterd

That’s even better πŸ˜‚

It might just be the best yet πŸ˜‚

Definitely double barrelled, this is the way πŸ˜‚

Landa approved πŸ˜‚

He’s so excited! Safe to say you’re the head of the marketing department now πŸ˜‚

Beat me to it 🀣🀣🀣

Mike the Mercilous Bastard

I think you're winning so far πŸ”₯

🎯

Do you have to only pick one ?

How about "Mike the Merciless Bastard"

That I like πŸ˜‚

....molten meteorite!

πŸ€”

😳

Or Mike the Spoon Pirate

GFY πŸ˜‚

Mike the Horny πŸ˜‚

I’m married, the wife won’t allow that one πŸ˜‚

1 has punch but lacks alliteration. Tough call

I know, I know. It’s tough being an evil dictator.

People think it’s easy, but you try it 😫

Mike Hardbastard, if deed poll charge by the letter you will save a few quid!

I don't believe William ever had a passport with "the Bastard" inscribed on it.

Nicknames are free πŸ˜‚

Passports were basically maces, axes and swords back then, I wonder if he had it on that πŸ˜‚

Perhaps not, but maybe on his riding license πŸ˜‚

"Mike the Malevolent" has a nice ring to it.

A bit too subtle

I want hard hitting, like:

Mike the Evil πŸ˜‚

Mike the Malicious Bastard?

Perfect πŸ”₯

Nicknames are earned, not taken

I’ve done the time, I’ve earned the rhyme πŸ˜‚

Mike the Hard Castle is good enough.

I’m gonna buy myself a castle wen Bitcoin pumps πŸ˜‚

That would be a boss move

How do you like the name "HODL Castle" ?

"Mike's Pleasure Palace" would be more accurate

πŸ‘€

Mike’s β€œHard” Castle

Asta e istorie falsa cea reala a scris Hristos

Are you a merciless Bastard? Have you any candidate names at the other end of your spectrum? Mike the Friend? Mike the Brilliant? Mike the Magnificent has a good ring?

I hadn't considered combining terms πŸ€”

The actual reason for this was a long term experiment in philanthropy, the most recent example was this:

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Which led to this:

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which led to this:

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Mike the Dumbass πŸ˜‚