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WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

What the heck did you just say??? Ma’am this is #tardstr.. talk to me like I’m retarded please.

BitBees 2y ago

I have finally found my people.

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

We out here!!! 🤙🤝

tanel 2y ago

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Precisely

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

I am shame 😞🫣🤓

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Noh. You super tard genius.. I have high iq also.. it’s the opposite end. Yin and Yang.. genius tard.

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

I genius tard 🥹

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Yes

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

This is so true tho fr

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Quite possible the most accurate meme ever made

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

When I see my early memes, I giggle 😂🫨

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Same, it’s a process

BitBees 2y ago

Gorgeous tard too!

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

I was a little distractarded when I took this. Probably could have scored higher but I phoned in a few of the answers.

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

🤝😲👏🏻

Nice work! And point proven. Tards are geniuses in disguise. 🤓

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

Me big brain. 🧠

tanel 2y ago

proof of tard

BitBees 2y ago

You know, Tard Daniel is so like a tarded D’Artagnan, Three Muskatards…only there’s more, waaaay more

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

How I put your note in this daniel?

nostr:note1gmfd9s44exgyn4fz766007xfncqtf5yguh70tyxyermv2l79rvwqwd45sr it’s not letting me 🤔

tanel 2y ago

fixeded

tanel 2y ago

got distracted and ended up taking the test

only 124 iq, but it’s not in my native language so i’m proud 💜

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

Holy fak! It’s not your native language and you scored 124?!

tanel 2y ago

ah yes, english is my second language, thought everybody knew 😅

tanel 2y ago

also wat mean, is dis not average?

72

nobody 2y ago

Would be considered gifted.

tanel 2y ago

that’s not what the job markets been saying

72

nobody 2y ago

IQ measures your ability to assimilate new information. Not just learn it (memorize) but assimilate it into your thinking and use it.

It is unfortunately, as my life has gloriously displayed, not associated with common sense, wisdom, or even knowing the needed facts. 🤣

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

So it makes sense that we’re gifted and retarded then? 👀🤔

72

nobody 2y ago

My mother describes me as the dumbest smart person she knows.

tanel 2y ago

dis me

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

Giftarded.

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

🤣😂😅

nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 feels your pain 🤣

72

nobody 2y ago

🤣😂

Dangerous when you are both afflicted.

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

🤣😂🤣 omg you have NO IDEA

Here’s two memes from our friends from last year when we’re HYPER RETARD GENIUS SPAZZING (we haven’t done that out here in the wild.. this from a group chat) 💀🤣

LoKo 2y ago

This wasn’t tarding this was like third wheeling virtual porn. Very different 😂

BitBees 2y ago

It’s a bit on her, if she had anything to do with patching together your 🧬.

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

I bet if you put all of us in a room we’d come up with some insanely epic shit!

72

nobody 2y ago

Probably. As long as we didn’t all bicker about fine points of the plan the entire time.

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

I think that’s where the tarding comes in.

Tard out, think BIG 🤯

tanel 2y ago

weird that i didn’t get a manual about any of this as a kid

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

That’s bc the manual is like this…

Only in your head. Non-stop. All day. And you’re lost in your own genius world.

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tanel 2y ago

Nikotard Tesla would agree 💜

tanel 2y ago

that or we’ll end up just making some of the weirdest memes ever

TKay 2y ago

😵😵‍💫🫠

LoKo 2y ago

tanel 2y ago

HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dud i can’t breathe

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

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LoKo 2y ago

Sometimes I wonder why I save something into my phone.

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Yo wtf is this mf horsecrap i was shitting my pants thinking am tard af (not sure where i’m replying)

tanel 2y ago

holywat

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

Holy fak! Hue just became the king of tard 😲😲😲

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Steven with current highest score 📝

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

🥴🥴🥴🥴 this ain’t right come on #tardstr

Is there some quotient or stat to be made from tism score (28) and supposed iq score (142)? What is it and what do we shoot for 🤔🤔🤔

tanel 2y ago

we shoot for the sTardom

15Grepples 2y ago

142 the new 80????

tanel 2y ago

as long as we are not middle curve

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

Congratulations, you are King of Tards. 👑

tanel 2y ago

noh, i love weird GIFs, thought i was the only tard liking them, but there’s more of us 🥹

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

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tanel 2y ago

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

Average around 100% - so not average at all.

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

I just liked my own comment as I posted this… btw, that’s a very weird iq test..not accurate imo. At all.

tanel 2y ago

don’t think so either, nothing audiovisual etc, it tests reading, mental math, imagination and 3d thinking

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

You know what it’s probably so bad it’s backwards. Genius = tard

tanel 2y ago

yes

LoKo 2y ago

Which one are you?

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Masturbating with his own tears??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

tanel 2y ago

it clearly says masterbating, i bait with my tears

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

You gotta be catholic

tanel 2y ago

ah shid

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

I have no idea what thread we’re in 😂

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

I gave up days ago.

tanel 2y ago

never gonna..

LoKo 2y ago

GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

NEVER GONNA WALK ON DOWN THERE

₿² 2y ago

Don’t give up, give in…

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

I took this one on the impulse app, it was the “advanced Iq test”.. I ran out of time and got 5 unanswered.. didn’t know it was timed cause I’m tarded.

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

You scored higher on the one you just took while tard spazzing.

Point proven. Tards are geniuses.

🥹🥹🥹

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

If you take the test again and score higher you are regifted.

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Gotta go sorry

“Just take a 5 minute shower. Just wash your face, balls, tits, and ass”

-wifu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Tits? ?cid=2154d3d7l4wbjnkpqe12et5qcksrkfq9g3o81akjkq2cv4xi&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

tanel 2y ago

that’s the one you have questions about, not the one prior to that?🤣

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

let it be known, that we are here 📍on the mappa de Steven

LoKo 2y ago

BitBees 2y ago

Tard maxi. So jealous! Bitchin handle.

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

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LoKo 2y ago

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no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

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Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

Y’all see this? 💀🤣🤣😂

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BitBees 2y ago

Oh my. Shardstr. Somebody always gotta throw bricks & break glass. Welcome.

tanel 2y ago

jin gud fren of mine 🤗

he designed an idea i had, love him 💜

LoKo 2y ago

#Tardstr

tanel 2y ago

n e e d

jin 🧙‍♂️ 2y ago

holy SHIT this is amazing 😂💜

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

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no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Nice thanks buddha, i had not seen this ?cid=2154d3d7e8cbbe1d16a9a7a06ae79c8f28f2d0aea29d6cce&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

It’s wonderful, and of course Savvid

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

OMGGGG THATS GENIUS!

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

😂😂😂😂. A bit morbid but I found it funny. 😂😂😂😂

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

🤣🤣 it’s hilarious!

tanel 2y ago

needs the helmet 😂

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

I’m on it 🫡 #tardstr

tanel 2y ago

work of art 🥹

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

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Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

fixxed 🤝 for #tardstr frens

tanel 2y ago

who dis on bottom left?

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

oh. Dat fren 😲

tanel 2y ago

ohh, new fren?!

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

OMG! It’s beautiful! 🥹

It’s like dis 😲

tanel 2y ago

y’all need to get these oufits 🤗💜

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

😬 legit already have them

+a blow up ostrich. Not kidding.. got it 3 years ago 😮‍💨

tanel 2y ago

according to nostr:npub1a6c3jcdj23ptzcuflek8a04f4hc2cdkat95pd6n3r8jjrwyzrw0q43lfrr i’ll be rocking this for the upcoming halloween in tokyo 🤣💜

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

chillen at my brothers 🤷🏼‍♀️

tanel 2y ago

hahahahahahaha i love this 🤣💜💜💜

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

I tested it out for you with an autist’s rendition. The people love it!!!

tanel 2y ago

😂😂😭😭😭😭 i’m tearing up from laughing, this is too good

just don’t ask where australia is on this

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

It’s right where it belongs!

tanel 2y ago

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r any comments on this mischievous behaviour on daniel’s behalf? 👀

OpenMike 2y ago

You gotta be careful where you position Chile in that costume dude.

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

Ushuaia is screwed.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Oz is definitely not on your arse!

tanel 2y ago

any guesses what will be 🤔

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤔

tanel 2y ago

OpenMike 2y ago

Bringing in nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 also. His bluff was called with this one. Also happening. (The nostrich, not my cat 🤣)

tanel 2y ago

this is gonna be really similar to the aftermath of the Halloween 😂💜

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

😂😂😂😂 I look forward to this so much! I already regret being unable to get drunk, maybe on the day 3 party!

OpenMike 2y ago

We had a preview of a nostrich costume at #HODLween last weekend in Charlotte too

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

Ngl I wanted one with the legs hanging over but yours is what we got! 😎💯

OpenMike 2y ago

I didn’t think anyone would take me up on my offer, and you stepped up. Champion nostrich

tigs 2y ago

Oh I'm all for it. Wore a swan costume once and only just realised it was not Halloween 😂

Looking forward to this 🤣

tanel 2y ago

🤣🤣 see you on the 31st brother

OpenMike 2y ago

This is gonna be mad fun

OpenMike 2y ago

I’m a little more reserved so I’m going with a more conservative costume to pay tribute to Satoshi’s white paper on its 15th birthday

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

I thought that hat said Tismy Birthday

OpenMike 2y ago

That’s what it says after a few too many sakes

tanel 2y ago

🥹 that shirtttt

OpenMike 2y ago

Yeah, that white paper shirt is hot flippin fire. I got it at a bitcoin marketplace a few years back. The company is called Satoshi Ink

OpenMike 2y ago

It’s an easy way to identify friends out in the wild if anyone gives you a wink or a head nod

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

I thought it was for nostr:npub13a9prrjj2u730svh79rqhedpd6u5ydstdla8gv2mlnkna7tz4pgsyzf2f7 😲

LoKo 2y ago

nostr:npub1a6c3jcdj23ptzcuflek8a04f4hc2cdkat95pd6n3r8jjrwyzrw0q43lfrr is just a nostr:npub13a9prrjj2u730svh79rqhedpd6u5ydstdla8gv2mlnkna7tz4pgsyzf2f7 alt. I doxxed in the wrong account.

WasBuddhaMaybe 2y ago

🤔🤔🤔

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

Me on my phone right now…

But faster 🫨🫨🫨

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jin 🧙‍♂️ 2y ago

Way too fast for me.. I’m too retarded 🧐

Tanel & Jeroen I’m so looking forward to seeing you in those costumes!!

Mike absolutely sick shirt I love that outfit man.

Will be sending good vibes from cross the globe ✌️

tanel 2y ago

the fact that you won’t be there… man 😭😭

jin 🧙‍♂️ 2y ago

Broooo I know it makes me so sad 😭😭 wish I could come party in Japan with y’all and go to the The Nostr event. Wasn’t meant to be this year I guess 😮‍💨 I’ll have to link up wth you guys at a later unconference 💜🫂

tanel 2y ago

madeira 👀

jin 🧙‍♂️ 2y ago

Dates? 👀

tanel 2y ago

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OpenMike 2y ago

💜🔥⚡️🔥💜 March sounds nice

jin 🧙‍♂️ 2y ago

Oooh this looks awesome. Gonna check out ticket prices & start saving 👀👀

tanel 2y ago

👀 let’s goooo

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 is desperately looking for frens in Japan 👀

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

Also hab crab 😲😬

tanel 2y ago

that’s so cuteee 🦀🦀🦀

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

dis 2019ish telling by masks 🤔👀 - is blow up air ostrich

OpenMike 2y ago

👀 look at what arrived…. nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

OK, so this is really happening.

tanel 2y ago

oh you know it 😂💜

OpenMike 2y ago

It indeed is. 💜⚡️💜

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

What I want to know is where the blow-up nozzle is.

tanel 2y ago

uh oh

i didn’t sign up for dis

GHOST 2y ago

Florida

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

Prob somewhere at the back 😉

tanel 2y ago

how does one even go to the toilet with this? 😂🤔

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

Gonna find that out soon 😂 prob ask a lady for advice

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Yes, you poop in the Outback

Lauren of Light ☀️ 2y ago

Oh good I find Steven! 😌

I was like

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no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Do you even know where we are? This has gone hypertard. Poor nostr:npub16eumpaxffppswucpeysysrya9uk39j06d5gr2tsnf6cupq3f4jdqyft6jc nostr:note1f74mhyyyy7ekcs0jrmeuu4ze8wapyxcvcffm8v3leyrlckvsms5s5s903l

tanel 2y ago

oh nooooooo 😂😂😂😂 ushering a local lady into the bathroom with a globe costume… she’s not gonna be over the moon i’ll tell you that much 🤣

OpenMike 2y ago

You can try a Japanese bidet with it 🤣

tanel 2y ago

call it a tsunami

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Not if you follow your notes

tanel 2y ago

ah yes, soft and then pressure down twice immediately

The Daniel ⚡️ 2y ago

You just go “down unda,” mate! 🇦🇺🦘🪃

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

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Mallory 2y ago

Ha! 🤣😂🤣

Mallory 2y ago

Are you gonna have a blowup Ostrich costume Jeroen?

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

I think mine is not blowup 🤔

Mallory 2y ago

I hope it’s this one! 🤣 Try to get through doorways then.

https://www.halloweencostumes.com/ostrich-adult-costume.html?mpid=229037&utm_source=google&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI27ad-aeQggMVSkh_AB0TnwR-EAQYAiABEgJJz_D_BwE

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

LOL Iit is that one

tanel 2y ago

mr. steal yo ostrich

Mallory 2y ago

I need pictures. So many pictures. Honestly I wish I could get popcorn and watch y’all get ready. 😂

tanel 2y ago

i need photographers then 😂💜 i usually keep my phone in my pocket in situations like these and live in the moment

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

Can do a zap.stream from my phone !

Mallory 2y ago

Yes!!!

tanel 2y ago

👀👀👀

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Dare you to wear that to Nashville Mallory 😂

Mallory 2y ago

I’m not buying that.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

I’d buy it for you if you wear it!

Mallory 2y ago

My experience is those costumes typically don’t work the best if you’re tall. One of the big reasons I’m curious about the guys getting ready. I think they might both be hilariously too tall for the costumes.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤣😂

Mallory 2y ago

I’d wear this!

https://www.lifeofthepartystore.com/ostrich-headband-and-tail-kit/?utm_source=Google+Shopping&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google+Shopping&gad=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoMSckaqQggMV8kt_AB0PCAUQEAQYByABEgLoIvD_BwE

OpenMike 2y ago

Don’t tempt me. 🤣. I’m a notorious impulse buyer of anything nostrich related

Mallory 2y ago

🤣 Are you going to be at Nostrville?

OpenMike 2y ago

I think at some point I have to do some fiat mining sadly…I was just out in Charlotte last week at HODLween so I had to pick between the Nostr events… lame I know

Mallory 2y ago

Well Nostrasia looks like it will be amazing!

OpenMike 2y ago

I just wish I could be both places or they were spread out a bit further between the two. So many nostriches, so little time 😅

Mallory 2y ago

Nostrville is basically for everyone in the states who couldn’t swing a trip to Japan right now.

OpenMike 2y ago

Apparently I’m the opposite 🤣

Mallory 2y ago

I’d be in Japan right now if I could’ve made it happen.

OpenMike 2y ago

Aite, this nostrich is nesting up for the night. GN y’all!